A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
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by indigo pup July 14, 2021

A peculiar Instagram page revolving around the shitty mistakes people have made in Vermillion, South Dakota. Should this shitshow of an Instagram page be put down as well as its owner, Joey Thompson, probably.
by PeculiarCoyote November 3, 2021

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.
And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.
And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.
AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!
by Rallemandendk April 1, 2022

Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.
Antonym: a normal turd.
Shart= sh** and fart together.
Antonym: a normal turd.
Shart= sh** and fart together.
by KingJosef October 25, 2020
