The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 08, 2011

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Relapsation Time

A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.

"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"

by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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time toy

Being someone's toy for a certain amount of time

Ashley was just Andrew's time toy

by The Side Chick December 27, 2016

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Time

Time is one of the 3 forces of Reality. It is responsible for moving the moment(s) of a sentient beings conscious toward the acceleration of change. Or in other words, the Future. It is also the only force out of the 3 in reality that makes up 3 different parts of a person's consciousness. Those are the Past, Present, and Future.

Where does the time go?

Why does time go by so fast?

by Peace & Tranquility September 12, 2023

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