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Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser
Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017
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Nuts

"Nuts!" , said the commander to the request for surrender
by Apollo Not Food June 17, 2021
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nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.
Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!
by Jdub9 April 19, 2018
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Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.
by TheBeato November 5, 2023
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spinal nut

A spinal nut occurs when your spinal fluid washes your brain of waste toxins.

The waste management system (called the glymphatic system) is a series of tubes that carry fresh fluid into the brain, mix the fresh fluid with the waste-filled fluid that surrounds the brain cells, and then flush the mix out of the brain and into the blood. This occurs primarily during deep sleep.

The action of the spinal fluid leaving the spinal cord is known as a “spinal nut”.
I’m very tired, I’m gonna go to bed and get in a nice spinal nut, tonight.
by Busta Spines October 8, 2022
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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post nut tiredness

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"
by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024
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