Penis

Something you look up on urban dictionary when you're bored

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary

by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023

Penis

Yes

Penis is good penis is life for gay men

by AhnokPruzah feyl July 29, 2021

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

Penis

Male private part

I have a penis

by anonymous March 3, 2021

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024