nutted

to get castrated

dave's so annoying, I hope he gets nutted someday

by jodiBB October 12, 2025

tinkle nut

An acorn in a bed of har is all your gonna see down there.

Chad pissed on his balls again! What a fucking tinkle nut.

by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022

wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.

dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.

by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019

No Nut November

It actually doesn't apply to people born between 2000-2010 so you are allowed to nut

"Hey guys, did you hear we dont have to do No Nut November? We were born in 2005!"

by Couchdriver November 1, 2021

Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em

My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser

by anonymous March 8, 2024

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.

Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.

by Saumik November 28, 2020