Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
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Hepatittis of the cunt

Refers to hepatitis in general. It is an antiquated expression of obscure origin. It's not well known what the cud part is. It seems very out of place. Indeed, HEPA means liver. Hepatitis is an inflammation of the liver, not any kind of genitals. However, it can be sexually transmitted. So that loosely connects it to the word cunt. The additional T in hepatittis is a mispronunciation by lay people who weren't well versed in medical terms. So what is known about the expression is that there were at least two drifts from its original form. Indeed it was like a game of telephone. Now it is regarded as a very shocking phrase using the word cunt. What's more, it makes no distinction about a person's gender. Men and women alike can contract hepatittis of the cunt
I cannot go in that public bathroom. The toilets are filthy. That'll give you hepatittis of the cunt.
by Sir Carlton January 18, 2024
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Cunt rudder

The flappy lips on a woman fanny. Often elasticy and un pretty to look at.
The fanny lips also known as Cunt rudder
by Sandell J October 17, 2011
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Insecure cunt

Someone who does physchology degrees to find out what’s wrong with them and is also a rather huge sloppy turd fuck.
“Damn that Tom kid is such an insecure cunt ain’t he” “yeah I heard his weakness is fuxking chinkeysssss and gullitones what am insecure cunt am I right Jeff?”
by Fannyflapsmcghee February 20, 2019
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Freckle of cunts

The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.
by Ski tha Timb Bro December 19, 2023
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cunt toodie

Cute name for a clean, hardly used and hairless cunt. Term can only be used by a boyfriend or steady guy.
When we were dancing close I could feel your little cunt toodie rubbing up against my penis.
by Macroheart1 February 12, 2017
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