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retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.
That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
by honneamise October 23, 2018
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down syndrome dick

A dick that is malformed or incorrectly functions during intercourse
"I had the worst sex ever! He had Down syndrome dick!"
by jajaja616 June 3, 2017
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Dialogue Repetition Syndrome

Noun. Abbrev. DRS

A speech pathology where the patient constantly spouts quotations from films/TV shows/songs because they are unable (normally due to nervousness or incompetency) to verbalize their own thoughts.
A: What is wrong with that guy? Every other sentence is from The Hangover.

B: He's got Dialogue Repetition Syndrome. He's too much of an idiot to say what he actually means.
by The Observationist July 19, 2011
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Blue Cake Syndrome

The feeling of longing for something, some great wonderful or exciting thing or event, without knowing what that thing is, or how to quell the feeling. Usually accompanied by either a near-total lack of energy or the presence of frantically aimless and possible self-destructive hyperactivity. Generally hangs around for a day to a couple weeks and makes everything kind of awful; very rarely is it resolved in a satisfying manner.

Originally referred to a blue cake seen on Star Trek: Voyager. (Making that cake and then eating it doesn't help cure the feeling.)
Oh man, I have Blue Cake Syndrome something awful today.
You're blue caking too, huh? I blame the weather.
by tabbatsoli April 6, 2011
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main character syndrome

When a main character SHOULD die many times in the book/movie/tv show but doesn't due to the plot restrictions that would create.
All the actors in 2012 would have died over 50 times if that happened in real life! This is totally main character syndrome.
by Kneeknee September 26, 2010
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small man syndrome

When someone works their whole life to get a career, but fails whilst their peers succeed, and then ends up in a dead end job, usually contracts what is known as small man syndrome, which is where the complete failure takes out all of their aggression on those around them, who weren't responsible for their failures. The only one whose fault it is is the small man himself. For example, small men often like to try and act hard and smart by insulting people who they have authority over, even when they know nothing about them, and simply get information from a network of micro small men working under them. As soon as they are away from the small man they laugh at how pathetic he is and what a colossal failure he became. Small man syndrome in non-communicable, so don't worry about catching it (unless you area a failure). However, it is incredibly difficult to cure, and most of the time it is taken to the grave. Small men often like to get jobs in the police, security and teaching professions because it allows them to exercise authority on those beneath them without getting any backlash.
Small man: And you, thinking that you are going to farm your whole life, is an idiot! I have worked on 5 farms and they all went bust! And you, from what I have gathered, is just a complete fool who likes to get laughed at! And you have no respect for anyone!
(Small man tells them to leave)
Guy 1: Geez, what a nob
Guy 2: I know, what a Small man!
Guy 3: He clearly contracted small man syndrome after failing in his career!
by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018
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thumbs down syndrome

thumbs down syndrome is a sickness were stupid people like to thumbs down anything and everything if they dont like what they see or read usually a response to internet videos or comments like on youtube that they dont like just to try and prove a point
bob damn bill im not feelin so good i think after readin that latest comment im coming down with thumbs down syndrome it makes me wanna go and lowrate everything that i disagree with maybe that will make me feel better about myself
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 23, 2011
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