Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh

by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 April 19, 2018

DEEZ NUTS

GAY GAY GAY YOU SAY THIS YOUR GAY AND IF YOUR NOT GAY THEN YOUR HOMOPHOCIRJS DN,ANAMAMSMSMSJ BYE 👺

“Deez nuts”

Me: “homophobic.”
“How”

Me:yes

by Amenmahfriend October 11, 2021

dingle nut

It means a person who is being dumb

you dingle nut get back to sucking

by Copwoaa April 29, 2024

No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.

Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!

by botdude October 27, 2022

Bust a nut

deriving from the 1930s when men would ejaculate, and then immediately break open and eat walnuts for energy.

Bust a nut in her, she call me Scrat

by chisavelle November 1, 2025