one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010

that one edit

a specific edit in a fandom that has become so popular it became referred to as "that one __ edit."

Person 1: "Have you seen that one Nagito edit?"
Person 2: "Yes I have! I love it so much. I also love that one pedro pascal edit!"
Person 1: "Me too! That one is my favorite 'that one edit'"

by bookuser11 December 20, 2023

One fish

Meaning $150

How much are those sneakers? One fish? Cmon man how about just a hundred

by Freshcuts December 06, 2019

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony May 22, 2018

Good one

A sarcastic expression used to make fun of someone when they mess up or do/say something weird or stupid.

"People called Austin are good at soccer."
"Yep, good one."

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

good one

A good one is a sarcastically spoken term used to describe someone that is being/or is a big douche bag, an idiot, a cheater, a liar, a dumbass, or someone that is an outright fuck tard.

"Did you see that guy over there that thinks he's cool , but he only has 2 teeth? "That guy is a freaking good one! I would never date a good one such as that !

by ThebestJV February 26, 2016