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The Reagen Monkey

The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.
You are as dumb as a The Reagen Monkey
by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023
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The Funky Monkey

The Funky Monkey is the best thing ever to exist in this earth, he has been known for being the coolest thing ever and loving bananas. ''that funky monkey'' - PinkPotato
''The Funky Monkey is way to cool for this earth!''
by supernaajakakakakakbros September 20, 2023
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anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
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Flipping dat monkey

"Flipping monkeys" refers to a spontaneous, bold, and often reckless action taken with little regard for the consequences, similar to a "full send" moment.
1. flip monkeys, bag hunnies, and get moneyyy

2. I am flipping dat monkey right now
by FlippingDatMonkey69 November 2, 2023
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Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey

Any "person* that just needs to beat to death. They likely won't accept the consequences of their bullfuckery
You stupid Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey. Fight me to the death
by Slam an 8-ball January 28, 2024
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