Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 26, 2021

monkey

i would rather not say

monkey

by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Monkey

A racial slur used mainly against African Americans. This was used mostly in the 1950's comparing African Americans to monkey's.

Did you see that monkey? He totally whiffed that free throw.

by Barniclebunch March 8, 2022

Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high

John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.

by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020

aztec rave monkey

an event in Yume Nikki. Can be found in the wilderness and upon interacted with displays a flashing gif of an aztec looking monkey figure with a 2-second-loop funky song

I found the Aztec Rave Monkey event last night and now I got eystrains

by PM64 May 31, 2021

Monkey chukka

A way of saying I hate you

U stupid ugly monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024