white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023

glenny da monkey

likes to tickle frogs and be very funny boy

glenny da monkey is my best friend

by your neighborly hackor April 24, 2023

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 25, 2023

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

snail eating Baggett monkey

the French

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!

by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023