Old Faithful

The act of having anal sex with somebody experiencing diarrhea.

I took Glenn to Yellowstone but he had tummy issues from the campfire chili. Old Faithful definitely came according to schedule that night.

by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025

Piss Faint

when you taking a piss while standing up, specifically right after getting out of bed and you suddenly fall backwards into the tub because your blood pressure went to -100

john:"i piss fainted, and i think i hit my head!"

by Jews-Suck67420 November 17, 2025

YOU failed

HAHAHA! WHAT!? I don't think that's how that works but OK. Kind of. I mean, what did the guy who did the shooting actually say was the reason he did it? Because it's probably just that (to the extent he has the capacity to articulate his grievance)

Hym "Nope. YOU failed. You tried to tell me that I failed and YOU failed, shit-head. Like, the national guard BEING THERE... Was supposed to prevent that. They were supposed to scare crazy-evil people into not doing crime and/or actively prevent the crime from happening as it's happening... And then look what happened. Not only did they NOT DO THAT EVEN A LITTLE BIT... But also they were the VICTIMS OF THE CRIME. That's like ME getting murdered in a mass shooting. I mean... It's like they are trying to 'manifest' things. Right? It also seems like the approval rating goes up or down at my behest. So that's neat. I say down! Shut it all down! No more approval for shit-heads! And yes Alex. I do exist. I'm like a real guy. I got a little baby dick and everything. I live in an apartment. And I am existing so fucking hard right now you would not believe. A lot harder then those fucking national guardsman, that's for sure. Because, uh, they do not do that anymore... Umm... Right. Sorry for your loss, by the way. Whoever thought having the national guard fucking stand around out there was a good idea... Does the national guard not have a plan for that? Like... The American military... doesn't have a plan... For what to do... If a guy with a gun... Tries to shoot them while the are standing around? What?"

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

Threesome Fairy

The Threesome Fairy is a mystical entity that bestows the fate of a threesome for you in the near future by using its power to make all the stars align so that the next time you get lucky, you are destined to hook up with 2 chicks at the same time. If you seemingly stumbled your way into a threesome after a night out at the club (nice!) thank the Threesome Fairy.

The Threesome Fairy visited me last night and I am VERY grateful!

by vcraine December 11, 2025

wannabe-fail

someone that tried to be a wannabe of someone, yet they failed to achieve their goals

Karen, my next door neighbor came back home from trying to make it in Hollywood, what a wannabe-fail she is!

by momentsbylori January 2, 2026

Carpet fairy

someone who smokes crack and is 1 always on the carpet looking for their crack toke they lost 2 they are always on the carpet looking for a crack toke they didn't just drop but still are looking anyways even though there's no dope on the floor 3 they are pretending to be looking for their toke they claimed to have just lost but never did they are really just looking all over the carpet for other dope that may be on the carpet at whosever place they are at 4 they are looking for other peoples dope on the floor 5 they have stolen dope off whomever they are hanging out with from there place and they plant it or throw it on the floor then pretend to be either looking for their own toke or helping the other person find dope for them and then claiming it was there's they just dropped it 6 they some how always seem to find dope on your floor claiming to have either lost it the other day or just dropped it or like they find someone else's toke that came over and left and they found a chunk of crack they left behind even though you swept your floor they mysteriously a little too much always find or claim to have found magicaly Make a peice of crack appear out of no where

Person 1 : that's all I have left damn they really do need to start calling this shit more Im already down to just a gram I could have sworn I had like fucking at least 2 grams

Person 2: same here bro all my dope is gone I think I see a chunk under the corner of the rug right there that's probably mine from earlier

Person 1: get the fuck off my floor you fucking carpet fairy your always on all fours crawling around my floor for crying out loud your not digging though my garbage either

by XyloZeem January 5, 2026

Venezualian Fairy Dust

The Venezualian Liner is when a person sniffs cocaine off a woman's clit during intercourse, while bumping specifically Chief Keef's Love Sosa and Don't Like. Which subsequently, the woman queefs, and blows the cocaine on the persons face.

"Me and my lesbian girlfriend did the Venezualian Fairy Dust last night."

by th3venezuluanfairy January 14, 2026