Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

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Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

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The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

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When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.

This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.

Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips

by Dr.Sexy_M.D. August 03, 2018

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any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 07, 2024

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SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.

by BDBD14 April 07, 2024

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Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

by JarlAlpha July 18, 2015

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