Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020
Get the crack monkeysmug. Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
Get the Monkeymug. 
When you are engaging in sexual intercourse and your partner is hitting it from behind, your asshole prolapses while your partner slaps your ass aggressively so your ass looks like a baboon’s ass.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
Get the A Red Monkeymug. Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
by Pweaw February 12, 2024
Get the The Ovulating Monkeymug. Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)mug. by Snigle January 28, 2024
Get the tar monkeymug.