penis

A thing that gets hard when aroused.

Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!

by TVking April 17, 2019

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

Pickle Penis

Referring to the fermentation, and aged characteristics of an elderly penis.

Ya honey, Aldrich has the finest Johnson.. he got that pickle penis.

-TMG

by 76BURN November 19, 2021

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

You want penis enlargement pills

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name

damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020

peni

Plural penis.

Gavin doesn't like penis

He needs to have peni

by enlargedPP April 25, 2025