Nut

Warm white stuff that comes out when you see naked men.

Max: "Look, my g finna bust a nut"

Dylan: "omg imma lick it off his tiny balls"

by Supereggman September 17, 2022

Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

by Royalb101 April 19, 2018

No Nut November

It actually doesn't apply to people born between 2000-2010 so you are allowed to nut

"Hey guys, did you hear we dont have to do No Nut November? We were born in 2005!"

by Couchdriver November 1, 2021

deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014