Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.

P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."

by amethystbible June 27, 2023

Kardashian Ass

A unit of measurement denoting a large amount.

Tom: "Hey Dick, how many overtime hours did you work this week"

Dick: "About 30 I reckon."

Tom: "Sheeeeeit, at time and a half pay, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass this week."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

hawling ass

When Rep. Josh Hawley ran, like a coward, from the insurrectionist at the US Capitol after helping incite said insurrection.

"Dude! Brad would not stop hitting on this chick at the bar all night. Finally she called over her BF and BRad was Hawling ass out"

by Homerj742 July 22, 2022

ass and chetos

To be offensively smelly. A smell so strong it has the ability to live on its own.

Damn man you smell like ass and chetos!

by Whitetail_warrior June 7, 2022

piped that ass

Delivering anal sex with a large penis over a prolonged period of time. The act of laying pipe, lots of it.

Jay: Man, I piped that ass for 2 hours… now my girl won’t ever give up that ass again.

by Cupofschnibbide September 2, 2022

Ass Rape

A guy named shane connon who's only phrase is ass rape!!

Shane - "I'll ass rape you"
Shane - " I'll ass rape you queef"
Shane - "You wanna get ass raped?"

by chivkin kiev May 21, 2009

Ass Sniper

Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet.

I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle.

by Doyle March 7, 2004