nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

No-Nut November

No-Nut November- The month of the year when there is a worldwide viral unnoficial competition when all men can't watch any porn, hentai, or cannot "nut" the whole month.

Aw man. No-Nut November was hard. Glad December came though.

by TheDoubleBun November 1, 2021

No Nut November

I already lost :(

No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022

Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

Deez Nuts

Something your move loves salivating over

She took a big slurp of Deez Nuts

by Flag fanatic January 17, 2022

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter

Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.

by luqerbqli March 18, 2019