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Jay and Silent Bob Get struck 

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
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Don’t get fizzy

To not be, stressed, irate and/or angry
John says “ scuse me I’ve been waiting 20 monitored for my drink, where is it ? !! “

Aaron says “ sorry sir, it’s on its way, don’t get fizzy “
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Let Me Get a Bite 

When you would like to take a hit of someone's weed
"Hey, let me get a bite"
Let Me Get a Bite by detailspod December 5, 2021

Can I Get A Hooyah 

a phrase that means Fortnite doesn’t suck
HEY BOOMer, CAN I GET A HOOYAH!!!!
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you look like you get no bitches on your dick 

common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

Help me get the Burger Off 

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"
He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off