nut in the soup

An invitation to anal sex

Dude 1:Hey man just nut in the soup
Dude 2: sorry man I don’t swing that way

by VariableY May 18, 2018

nut and back

to stroke someone from the testicals to the tip of the cock

the world is stroken me from the nut and back

by fagatron June 6, 2018

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Dog-nut

A word to describe an obsessed, narcissistic dog-lover

Dog-lover allows their mutt to jump on people

1 - "These dog-nuts/nutts are disgusting"

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) August 17, 2022

hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

by ronTheDev July 7, 2022

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022

deez nuts

taste nice and smell nice

I play with deez nuts, do you?

by sussybaka42069eedeeznuts April 4, 2022