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ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.
She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.
by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024
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Big penis

by The master (of bait) August 7, 2024
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Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.
1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.
by Origenei August 14, 2024
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Penis Thrice

An amazing anime character who has defined character archetypes
Person 1: My favorite anime character is Penis Thrice
Person 2: There are absolutely no flaws to Penis Thrice
by QUEERHOMOMAN August 14, 2024
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Baby Penis

Having a Baby Lodged in your penis

You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
by Testy tangler January 16, 2023
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penis

something that goes in a women dry and comes out wet
tom put his penis in rebecca
by kye90 January 16, 2023
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