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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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nut flask

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls
I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.
by Mooseman313 October 21, 2017
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No Nut November Official Pass

You can get a no nut November pass for each week that you haven't nutted (This also includes 0 to puberty). This is one of the only ways to get this pass but it can also be gotten like this. Get a girl to give you one or don't nut for a month.
Hey bro did you get the No Nut November Official pass.
Yeah I have 396 of them
by Curiosity's November 28, 2023
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Masala Nuts

When the human male contracts every single sexually transmitted disease known to mankind that one would rather copulate with a three week old seekh kabab skewer that was left outside on the streets of Karachi.
Amanda: God damn it, my crotch has been on fire since last night!
Brittany: Wait, did you fuck Vighnesh?
Amanda: Well yeah. There wasn't any other human male within a 500 mile radius of Devanahalli.
Brittany: Serves you right. Didn't you know he has masala nuts? He's on the UN watchlist for masala nuts.
by knottyfibre January 23, 2024
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gatorade nut

To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.
I highly regret having a Gatorade Nut but would 9/10 try again and would recommend you.
by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Nut Crevice

"He dumped a load into some woman's nut crevice."
by Timesync March 21, 2023
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