Greenland

Something someone wants so much even though they will never have it

Guy1: I loved this car I want it so much!!!
Guy2: It is a greenland bro, you won’t ever have it

by fişeQ January 22, 2026

greenland

n. A generic term for a pawn in any dangerous pointless scheme or power play initiated by a madman. Also a Canadian sexual euphemism.

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Why does Carney keep saying that no orange clown is going to Greenland Canada?

by gnostic3 January 22, 2026

Greenied

/ˈɡri n.id/
adjective (informal)
1. Having just done something characteristic of Greenie; acting in a way typically associated with that person, especially in a dumb, questionable, or unintentionally funny way.
2. Nuclear fission.

“Man I’m greenied”

by cael.lvgrn February 7, 2026

Greenied

/ˈɡri n.id/
adjective (informal)
1. Having just done something characteristic of Greenie; acting in a way typically associated with that person, especially in a dumb, questionable, or unintentionally funny way.
2. Nuclear fission.

“Man I’m greenied”

by cael.lvgrn February 7, 2026

Greenock

Absolute shite hole that hums of dug shite, birds in Greenock are gigantic slappers who could nae keep their legs shut if they’re fannies were padlocked.

Wee John fae Lang-bank: “Aye mate I’m talking tae this bird from Greenock”
Wee John’s Prick of a pal: “Slag.”

by ATRCRE February 18, 2026

Greener

A slur to be used by Apple users against people who don’t use Apple devices (referring to the green bubble in texting)

Guy 1: “I added my friend to the gc”
Guy 2: Aww c’mon why’d you do that now the chat bubbles are green! That guy is such a greener!”

by omaclintock February 19, 2026

GreenGoblin

something that is super wierd and you just dont know how else to descirbe it other than the green goblin himself

yo man i saw this guy the other day just standing there next to a tree talking to it, homie ended up yelling at it then started fuckin the tree man that shit was greengoblin bro real greengoblin

by MuffinManxXX February 14, 2025