John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?
Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe
But you’re the best man?
Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe
by Ninasimone March 3, 2018
Get the wife bossmug. Errol
I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.
Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..
I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.
Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..
by Janet21 January 8, 2023
Get the Errol's Wifemug. A girl that you wife up only when you are high, normally a girl who is ugly or you wouldnt go out with unless ur high.
by J.L.R.III November 21, 2010
Get the High Wifemug. A male white ribbed tank top which has been around since the early 1900's and was very popular as an undergarment before the t-shirt came into common usage.
The shirt acquired the nickname "Wife Beater" in the late 1980's due to the popularity of police reality shows like "Cops" where it seemed like a disproportionately high number of men who were arrested for episodes of domestic violence, as well as other crimes, were wearing a shirt like this.
The main reasons why this garment seem to be favored by men like this are:
1. It's cheap. Many men in this demographic tend to not have a lot of disposable income and, because of the low amount of material that is used to create the shirt, they can be bought in large quantity for very little money.
2. It's good to wear on hot days. Again, because of lack of income, many of the men seen in shows like "Cops" live in unairconditioned homes or trailers which can become extremely hot in warm weather. The design and thinness of the material in the shirt makes it a good option to try and get some relief from the oppressive heat.
The shirt acquired the nickname "Wife Beater" in the late 1980's due to the popularity of police reality shows like "Cops" where it seemed like a disproportionately high number of men who were arrested for episodes of domestic violence, as well as other crimes, were wearing a shirt like this.
The main reasons why this garment seem to be favored by men like this are:
1. It's cheap. Many men in this demographic tend to not have a lot of disposable income and, because of the low amount of material that is used to create the shirt, they can be bought in large quantity for very little money.
2. It's good to wear on hot days. Again, because of lack of income, many of the men seen in shows like "Cops" live in unairconditioned homes or trailers which can become extremely hot in warm weather. The design and thinness of the material in the shirt makes it a good option to try and get some relief from the oppressive heat.
by Sodakak September 14, 2016
Get the Wife Beatermug. (1) the perfect woman, possibly your true soul mate in life, the woman you've dreamed about and even one that you may have had a temporary relationship with but unfortunately you know you'll "never" marry. (2) A woman that fits (1) that you still have contact with , verbally , emotionally electronically, and that will be at your side and supportive but you still "never" marry. (3) A woman that knows how to support your "manhood" without physical contact, and still being the best friend possible.
Susanne, is the best woman that understands me and "gets me" , to bad well never marry, she's my "Never Wife"
by chattkevrec November 20, 2016
Get the Never Wifemug. She is a very nice person✨ And she ate her dad ashes🥶👹 and lit her cousin on fire 🥶✨ as she told me but I guess she likes anime and kpop. She is a good Bestay😰🥳🙄
by htpps...yoongi December 27, 2020
Get the hanako_kuns...wifemug. Are you somewhere close to me
Are you somewhere I can't see
Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe
Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me
How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly
Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy
You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave
Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free
Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully
Are you somewhere I can't see
Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe
Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me
How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly
Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy
You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave
Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free
Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
Get the Journeyman's Wifemug.