weasel

a moderatly attractive member of the opposite sex(but nothing to brag about)whose partner will do almost anything for them.

Yo son is yo bro still dating that chick? Yeah that weasel has him whipped like a slave.

by blown carbs March 31, 2009

sneaky weasel

1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.

Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.

by Todd Lee November 11, 2005

butt weasel

Someone who seems to be fascinated or obsessed with, ahem, the "nether" regions.

All Jordan does anymore is tell toilet jokes--he's turned into a such a nasty ass butt weasel.

by surfbird March 4, 2009

cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 16, 2008

weaselsnatcher

a weaselsnatcher is a dude who is good at picking up chicks who are "weasely" or "squirrely" : they seem to like you but then get away. A weaselsnatcher is the guy who always seems to get a date with (or go home with) that chick.

man, theres that girl i tried to pick up last week, going home with your brother. He is such a goddamn weaselsnatcher.

by lambchop_Mcgoo February 6, 2010

weasel butter

Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.

Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.

by original gasbag October 2, 2013

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004