wake and cake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.

I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and cake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!

by Stuart_Fraser May 3, 2007

weak keyboard

The definition of wackness

That new Avril Lavigne joint is straight weak keyboard.

by manoli December 9, 2008

Wake'n'cake

The act of waking up and eating cake for no reason at all.

I was hungry when I woke up so I decided to do a wake'n'cake.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

dipped in weak sauce

Derived from weak sauce, this refers to anyone who messed something up, failed at an endevour, or otherwise failed to meet certain expectations/standards through inexcusable inaction.

Willy: Wassup playboooiiieeee?! I heard all ya'alls got laid last night!

Bruce: Fuck ya playa, everyone besides Clarence. He was dipped in weak sauce.

Willy: He always is...

by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

Scandinavian Wake Up Call

When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake

Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call

by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009

Wake n Shake

Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"

Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow

Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake

Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....

Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski

by dasahungrykeed January 10, 2010

Weakend

Is what you get after 5 days of masterbating

After wanking his way through the working week, William had a weakend.

by MetalSpork December 10, 2010