SIMI VALLEY 

Lowest crime rate in the U.S. and teens and people in 20's think their hard shit. Never been out of Simi Valley and think that its ghetto. Wankstas. They leave Simi Valley and get shot cause they dont know how to act. All teenagers in the town will drive to a certain place just to see a fight cause they are pussies and the cops will try to bust teenager fights cause their job has no excitement.

That beaner actin like a G left Simi the other day. He got shot for actin hard in the valley.

SIMI VALLEY by Mo Beezy May 7, 2005

Ygnacio Valley

School with the best football team in concord. It also has a good band.

Joey: How you like the Ygnacio Valley game?
Ricardo: Dude they beat Castlemont 58-0!!!

Ygnacio Valley by Joseph Damele December 4, 2007

Apple Valley 

A burb of the twin cities
affectionatly called
-Happy Valley
-The Valley

"nothing bad ever happens in Happy Valley"
"I'm headed back to The Valley next week"



Apple Valley

Apple Valley by cFang April 7, 2009

Death Valley Saints 

A sensational rock-based group from L.A

myspace.com/deathvalleysaints

Guy: "Hey Chuck Norris whats your favorite band?"
Chuck Norris:"There is only one band which produces a sound that I consider to be music, they are the Death Valley Saints"

Death Valley Saints by D.V.S groupie July 17, 2009

lehigh valley academy 

Is one of the most ridiculous schools on the planet. Kids are entranced to go there with fanciful promises of a better diploma when the DP Diploma is slightly less transferable than the AP. If you're going to go to community college anyway don't bother going to a place with the same types of rowdy kids but no forms of fashion. LVA is uniform city with a mean-mouthed/underpaid staff to boot. After a year --- no a month, you will want to transfer.

The goal of the incoming classes is to get into lehigh valley academy while the goal of everyone else is to get out.

lehigh valley academy by Ishmael Alouicious March 23, 2011

happy valley 

A euphemism for vagina.

Jacob: "Hey man, what did you guys do last night?"
Trevor: "I guess you could say I went down into her happy valley."

happy valley by Red Fever April 14, 2013

spring valley, mn 

An extremely racist town full of trigger happy rednecks and drug addicts. The biggest town features are the Dairy Queen and gas stations.

I'm never going back to spring valley, mn ever again.

spring valley, mn by okaybuthowaboutnot January 25, 2017