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Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.
Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!
by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009
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Uncle Milo

A homosexual man who tends to be politically conservative. An Uncle Milo typically holds a moderate to strong right-wing stance on most political issues and cares little about or is indifferent to the concept of same-sex marriage. An Uncle Milo generally does not identify with mainstream LGBT culture, often viewing such individuals as too unruly or promiscuous for their personal taste and tend to hold moderate to highly unfavorable views of left-wing society as a whole.
Chad said he doesn't care what happens to gay marriage just so long as they keep Hillary out. He's such an Uncle Milo...
by Uncle Milo May 11, 2017
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uncle Grandpa

When your uncle gets married to yo grandma and is now your uncle grandpa.
yo who the fuck is that?

that’s my uncle grandpa you thot
by suckmymiddletoe November 7, 2018
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The Uncle Roger

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…
Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing
by Wan21 November 23, 2021
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doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.
by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015
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Gay Uncle

The act of containing or having ownership of a gay uncle.

If somone where to make a gay coment you might say things like:
HEY! watch it... i have a gay uncle,
or
Hey i take that offensivly i have a gay uncle.
by YOurgayuncle September 19, 2005
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bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.
Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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