Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music

Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !

by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016

dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

Trumpet

When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over

Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates”
Guy 1: “bruh”

by Rebencent January 19, 2021

Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.

The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.

by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024

Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022