hiney trumpet 

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.

Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!

hiney trumpet by piratefire777 September 19, 2016

anal trumpet 

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet

Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet

anal trumpet by TrÜtH September 4, 2016

German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.

Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.

German trumpet by Nk1992 July 7, 2016

Ukelele Trumpet 

When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet

Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.

You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!

Ukelele Trumpet by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016

Habanero Trumpet

You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face

"I told him I liked it spicy in the bedroom so he gave me a Habanero Trumpet"

Habanero Trumpet by Krazychris89 July 25, 2016

frozen trumpet 

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

frozen trumpet by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

rusty trumpet by bentgenius July 27, 2017