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pick 'em up truck 

the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence
Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.

BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?

Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!
pick 'em up truck by BossMan94 July 26, 2011
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Ethiopian Dump Truck 

this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper
Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is
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ghost truck

An action in which the person acts especially creepy or sneaky, with fear of being caught doing something that the person should not be doing.
"Harry didn't want to be caught coming in late by his girlfriend, so he turned off his lights coming up the drive way and ghost trucked his way into his house."
ghost truck by cledro February 9, 2009

The Philly dump truck 

When you make love to a woman's breasts with your penis, and then poop onto her belly.
Oh man that girl is so cool. She let me do the Philly dump truck on her stomach. I love her man!

Moose Truck 

A player or mob in the World of Warcraft that attacks for alot of damage.
Guy 1: Holy shit!!

Guy 2: What???

Guy 1: It just hit me for 6k!

Guy 2: That motherfucker hits like a Moose truck!

Moose Truck by Interimo August 27, 2007

yoghurt truck 

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt
I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!
yoghurt truck by Chest August 3, 2003

Park That Big Mack Truck Right in this Little Garage

When a big thing goes inside a small space.
I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage.