Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014

too much rim

When referring to something or someone that is too extra. Because too much rim make the ride too hard.

Alice: Hey look, that girl has 8 different shades of eye shadow on
Bob: That's too much rim

by 903424 May 6, 2018

Too rough to be true

Outroughing other people beyond any other level of roughness, unbelievably rough.

Dude, your little brother/sister is too rough to be true. I don't know who he/she is trying to be now, but it certainly isnt who he/she was growing up.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Too much floof

Doesn’t exist!

Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!

by Whyyy89473 March 30, 2021

too damn bad

(adjective) fucking bad; too bad; very very bad.

This fuckin' concert was too damn bad!

by Fangsta March 20, 2003

All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

by Youranusinmyanus November 21, 2021

too much alcohol

There is no such thing as too much alcohol!

Brian said he had too much alcohol last night, pussy! There is no such thing!

by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014