Thirst-tip

When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.

"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"

"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"

by Thirstay August 21, 2015

fake-tipping

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card

Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.

by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012

Tip Of Manhattan

The head of an erect penis.

She sucked the Tip of Manhattan until my foreskin nearly fell off.

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011

drawing tip

The act of lollygagging, procrastinating, acting simple, or being generally unproductive.

Sorry I'm late, I slept in and got lost on the way here, I was drawing tip.

by iheartdestr0y August 5, 2008

Tipping about

When ya just tip about the place

So are there cats just like tipping about

by Cluck rulya rulya cluck May 10, 2021

tip the fridge

to tip a fridge means to have hott dirty sex. this phrase can be modified by saying tip the tree (sex in the woods) tip the truck (sex in a car or truck) or tip the freezer (sex in a cold place)

dude... last night i tipped the fridge

by fridge tipper April 22, 2004

Turtle-Tip

To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.

Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!

by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014