Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

John: Dude, dont forget to get your turtle tips when you get top the end of world 3-1 because you really suck at this game and you need all the lives you can get.
Mark: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.