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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.
Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.
by Biggins McGee August 31, 2016
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Graphing For Math

A Book that held a reign of terror over a certain school…
did you hear about Graphing for math?” “
Dont remind me of that age.”
by Messiur September 18, 2022
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Math-bait

When a Maths question tries to trick you/when you think you finished your maths work but there is more to do
*John* Ok let's do this maths question. *sees the question and gets confused* huh whats this ahh its trying to math-bait me.
*Student* Finally I'm done! Miss I'm finished! *Teacher comes and checks his work* sees that he has one left* *Teacher* Actually you have not. *Shows him the extra sheet* *Student screams*
by toomanyragers June 26, 2021
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Nazi Math

German math textbooks that were used during the reign of Adolf Hitler in the Second World War, whose word problems often mockingly or sickeningly demonize the “undesirables.”
One 1941 Nazi math question is: “Every day, the state spends RM 6 on one cripple; RM 4 1/2on one mentally ill person; RM 5 1/2 on one deaf and dumb person; RM 5 3/5 on one feeble-minded person; RM 3 on one alcoholic; RM 4 4/5 on one pupil in care; RM 2 1/10 on one pupil at a special school; and RM 9/20 for one pupil at a normal school. Calculate the expenditure of the state for one pupil in a special school and one pupil in an ordinary school over eight years and state the amount of higher cost engendered by the special school pupil.”
by MathPlus December 29, 2020
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bronx math

Bronx math is a shitty school mad ghetto so people who went there end up working at McDonald’s on Burger King they be having mad fights (it’s funny tho) they be skipping class we be smoking in the bathroom getting litty nah let me stop but are teachers be sucking mad dick like always 🤣 but that school is trash Odee
Keyyah: don’t go to Bronx math I Heard it was trash bro
Imani: deadass bro
by Blood4L April 10, 2019
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