by Awesomesauce1975 June 02, 2019
A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.
by Lord Desolator July 31, 2005
when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.
by lovethatfreak July 28, 2020
The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.
by thejettison July 18, 2016
by Cart man October 18, 2020
Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
by Guzzy February 05, 2004
When your balls get overly sweaty on a hot day, because a person has fat thighs, or because of a lot of hair.
-Hey man, I got swamp balls. Any remedies?
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.
-Well it ain't hot out and you skinny as hell ; trim your shit man.
by Nitti9 October 09, 2011