mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

Titty bump

The act of a snorting cocaine off of a woman's breast

Nicole let me do a titty bump off her.

by St. Annie December 2, 2009

titty bike

Girl on her back, boy above her head looking down her body.
Dick in her mouth and your hands on her tits squeezing them like you're riding a motorbike

So I laid her down and titty biked her like we were on the Isle of Man and it was TT week

by castleuk May 12, 2009

Tittybangbang

Proof that the BBC couldn't give a toss about its audience. They refused to make any more series of decent shows like Red Dwarf and yet churn out dreck like this. Basically each show consists of the same characters telling the same jokes. Shows like this can work if the characters have depth to them and there's something to laugh at other than just mind-numbing catchphrases (Little Britain, for example, the funniest sketch show in many years). But here we have one-dimensional characters you couldn't care less about, swearing and obscenities as an alternative to humour and sketches like Salty Tales, the Rasta fans and the movie stars which don't seem to have any kind of point to them at all. The real shame is that, with two female leads who can do a wide range of characters and a star-studded supporting cast, this could have been great. Unfortunately someone forgot that comedy sketch shows are actually supposed to be funny.

Due to the unique way the BBC is funded by you, the licence-payer, we can show shit like Tittybangbang and don't even bother if nobody watches it because we'll still have got your money.

by Stormsworder June 22, 2009

Titty Pits

Refers to the crevice located beneath moobs where sweat and dead skin cells create a playground for bacteria, and can create body odor unlike any armpit.

"What's that smell? Are you wearing deodorant at all?"
"Yes, I am... *sniff sniff* Oh, it's my titty pits."

by LiLi Shmet May 23, 2010

Titty Tickets

Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts

He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!

by Bella Baby 0143 July 26, 2013

Titty Litter

The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.

I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.

by ricklesspi November 8, 2013