3 definitions by ricklesspi

Titty Litter

The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.

I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.

by ricklesspi November 9, 2013

Greasing the bowl

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

by ricklesspi March 26, 2009

Conservatrix

A very good looking politically conservative woman, most specifically Andrea Tantaros.

Andrea Tantaros is a conservatrix.

by ricklesspi November 9, 2013