Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Indian Tear

When you lack the need to defecate and the only excrement you can muster to expel from your anus is a tiny pellet.

Patrick: "Man, I really wanted to upper deck that toilet... but I couldn't poop, so I squeezed out an Indian Tear..."

Matt: "Go put an Indian Tear on this dollar so we can play poo dollar"

by Mattbrain February 23, 2011

Emo Tears

Used to mockingly express sympathy for another individual.

Aww, isn't that sad? I'm crying big emo tears for you.

by No Dutch November 24, 2003

Single Tear

When a dude can just ooze out a single droplet while cumming.

Zain's gf totally loves facials, but sadly for her, he's just a single tear dude.

by Zain Malik April 7, 2015

Angry Dragon's Tears

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

by moob master April 9, 2003

Trail of Tears

The small strip of hair leading down a girls back to her ass crack. Not a desirable trait in females. Typically found on Italian and Mediterranean women.

Oh shit man, it was all over when I saw her Trail of Tears. She has more hair on her crack than me.

by daveOMG!!1! December 18, 2005

Tearin'

Present participle of Tear; To rip apart, to shred in to little bits.

When you stick it in Andi's ass, you don't have to worry about tearin' it up. That chasm of a butthole is already streched all to hell!

by ElBorracho May 13, 2005