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National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!
“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
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cross talking

The act of carrying on a conversation with a person in the bathroom stall next to you.
"Hey bro, did you watch the superbowl last night?"

"Yeah, go saints right?"
"Yeah. so which ad was your gayvorite?"
"Hmmm... i really liked the Etrade ones, What about you?"
"Well, i really liked the Doritos ones"

.........Cross Talking..........
cross talking by Courtes_E February 11, 2010

Shit Talking 

When so much shit gets typed on websites but never said to anyones face because you know you're wrong!
Shit Talking, shouldn't be taken seriously. Proceed at your own risk.

Shit Talking can be hobbies of some people, life for others.

butt-talking 

The act of beginning a conversational tangent on a topic you are familiar and knowledgable of, but then drifting off into areas of knowledge that the speaker "doesn't know is true for sure but preety sure it is".

When this happens, someone listening to said tangent may make the statement "now you're just butt-talkin." This act is usually followed by a small piece of Humble Pie served to the speaker and a belly laugh by everyone involved. Followed by another bong hit.
"Ya know, the human brain gets rid of weak and sick brain cells all the time"

"Really? Wow I didnt' know that."

"Yeah, and it's also known that alcohol preys on the weaker and sicker cells in your brain"

"Hrmm, interesting..."

"So, it's only common sense that when I start drinking I always feel smarter!"

"Well, now you're just butt-talkin!"
butt-talking by Joonyer September 2, 2004

myspace talking

When the guy you're "sort-of" dating starts hitting on girls via myspace, even when they're out of state.
Man that guy is such a tool. He's myspace talking with that hoe from Minnesota even though he's got a girl in Houston.
myspace talking by WWLD December 14, 2008

Pillow talking 

Pillow talking can mean snitching or talking behind someone’s back or someone talking behind your back
That dude right there he was pillow talking about the homie now he’s in prison serving 10 years
Pillow talking by Utomosignis January 14, 2020

i'm just talking out my ass 

When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"
Joe:

Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.

Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?

Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass