T.G (table gay)

T.G is an acronym for the adjective table gay.

You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.

oop i feel so T.G (table gay) right now

by alex cadaver October 11, 2021

Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

the shape ae a table

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.

'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.

"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"

by Kile Hanzens May 7, 2021

Table 18'd

1. To be on the receiving end of misfortune or a string of bad luck, most frequently in the workplace.

2. To be the victim of a subtle (but deserved) revenge plot for previously being a huge dick.

Guy 1: "Man, you got Table 18'd hard. It kinda serves you right for saying nasty things about the bride though."

Guy 2: "Tell me about it - they sat me next to the drooling guy in the wheelchair and a lady that smells like cat piss!"

by Matchstick Mafia February 17, 2009

eriotic table of elements

1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.

2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.

Wow, The Eriotic table of Elements have really enlightened my sexual knowlegde!

by lickmybutthole101 May 29, 2009

glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021