hydrology system

deep conditioning of jizz in your hair deprived from your male partner when making a home porn video!

"Cindey loves my hydrology system!" says her paper boy tommy

by vikky August 6, 2003

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

see T-800

see T-800

by Dingo July 8, 2003

system of a down

A typical teen-alternative band which gives a false sense of rebellion and has lyrics like an M rated Dr Seuss book

"psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy" ad infinitum

A typical example of a system of a down song

by Alfred Hitchedoncock March 17, 2010

system of a down

A metal band sometimes refered to as SOAD. The band is from are california not Armenia, however the members of the band are of Armenian ancestry. They take a stereotypical stance on the left like all the other bands that have political lyrics.

If you listen to music or watch movies to learn about politics kill yourself right now.

by alec814 June 13, 2005

B system

A level of "b's" standing for the word bitch to describe the level of how much you hate someone. The levels go from B.1-B.9. If someone is ultimately gay they are called a "C" which stands for cunt because its the most offensive word in the english language I hear.

Michsa from Wal-Mart is a B.7.

Maggie's B level was elevated to B.4 when she wouldn't suck my rag.

You're acting like a C today.

by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005

the system

Anything that is blamed when something goes wrong and cannot be solved, or simply when someone is just too lazy to move his ass to do some work specially in an organization or public service.

Banker1: Hi Paula, what's wrong,
Banker2: Hi, I broke my neck with Andy, we had a tough night yesterday.

chitchat continues..... few minutes later a customer comes

Customer: Hi, I need to withdraw 2k$ please.
Banker2:...Well unfortunately we cannot perform your query right now
Customer:Why?
Banker2: Because the system is down, come back tomorrow please.
Customer: FUCK THE SYSTEM.

by Systen January 2, 2017

The Worst System Ever Made

I think its the Atari 5400, or one of those later Atari consoles.

I'll have an Atari 2100, please.

by Zach G. June 11, 2006