spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco

That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak

by shna2shrp September 13, 2016

Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead

I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off

by Self ham king November 29, 2021

zach ham

Is a fucking faggot

Man i dont want to be a zach ham

by John16349 December 6, 2016

Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world

RUN SAM THE HAM RUN

by Mistysocks August 25, 2022

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023