ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

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That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak

by shna2shrp February 15, 2016

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dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire February 01, 2022

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basting the ham

Jacking off

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her

by Somsaltibois July 15, 2018

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puff ham

When a female performs oral sex on a male, it is known as "puffing ham"

Puffing hammer has been around since the late 1900's, weather or not you enjoy having your hammer puffed reflects highly on how dope you are. If you come off as dope a bitch may just puff your hammer.

Man that Bitch can puff ham like a champion hammer puffer for real.

by Big_daddy_neeps May 26, 2011

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Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf February 13, 2011

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