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snooly

to vie for the affections of another person
Yer man was on the snooly last night, no luck mind.
by Saul October 23, 2003
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Stolen

They did that shit. And it depends what you mean by “stolen”

Hym “No... That shit was stolen. Look at the chronology of events. He shut everything down. That was a mistake. And it was the Democrats idea. Democrats are full of shit and don’t know what the fuck they are talking about. The Democrats insist on shutting down the country. Then, the Democrats insist on mail-in voting. This was long after we learned that Covid isn’t all that deadly and there is no reason people can’t go and vote in person. Then you have states changing the rules and extending the deadline to turn in votes. Next you have individual instances of people claiming that someone else had voted in their name. So, let’s say I fill out a ballot in my name. Then, I fill out a ballot in someone else’s name. Which ballot should they count?
Neither. The answer is neither because I have committed voter fraud. But how would anyone know the difference? How much oversight was there? And then then you have the rhetoric surrounding the election. ‘The safest and most secure election’ How? How is that possible when, in every other election, people actually had to go in and cast their own ballots? It’s impossible! It is impossible for it to be the safest and most secure election. And before ALL OF THAT you have Joe Biden on some podcast saying ‘We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency’ and the instructing voters to call his team of lawyers to prevent Trump from stopping them from casting their ballot. Was it stolen? Maybe not. But did the man who said he created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency win without campaigning and receive more votes than any other president in the history of the presidency? Yes. And the only way you could believe he didn’t cheat is to, what? NOT take him at his word? Ignore my own lying eyes and accept the statement ‘it was the safest most secure election?’ No. I don’t need to physically pull the retards dick out of the whores pussy to know that she fucked him. That shit was stolen.”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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NU-SKOOL

AMPHETAMINES OR SPEED, MORE LIKE CRANK,METH,GLASS. The term is used when one or more tweakers are in the presence of some authority figure ,ie; school teachers, parents, the pay phone at the police dept.ect... and dont want their conversation completly understood. as apposed to "olskool" which refers to the "rode hard and put out wet" cocaine, or more specifically crack
tweaker 1; " DUDE,I just got out a jail, I'm on the pay phone at the W.Valley cop shop, pick up a teener of nu-skool and come git my ass out-a-here tweaker 2; "Im on my way, be there with fresh round-ball and a teener of nu-school in no time at all.
by J. ALEXANDER January 10, 2008
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stolen vcr

A metric unit of measurement used by urban blacks to measure volume.
Damn, nigga, I bet that car trunk can hold 1.8 deka-stolen vcrs of crack!
by Adam Vlad November 16, 2007
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SOOL

you: "My tax accountant called today to tell me my refund this year and informed me I'm SOOL."

friend: "What's that mean?"

you: "I'm Shit Outta Obama Love!"
by Nama Stay October 26, 2010
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Stoolpedo

When polishing a turd just won't do. You need to resort to wrapping it in cling-film to get the shinny glossyness.

Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.
The designers work was a real turd. Luckily I managed turn it into a Stoolpedo.
by BigWill88 February 26, 2011
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Stoolmate

Someone who you share a shitting schedule with.
I need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so I can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, Jim, beats me to it.
by Junablub April 9, 2015
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