"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible."
by Saul March 26, 2005

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by Saul October 23, 2003

Professional Kool Guy
1) Noun: The perfect combination of smoothness and style in a person. Often portrayed in movies such as The Matrix. When someone is called “a” PKG, normally “a” is omitted and the person is simply PKG.
2) Noun: The highest pimp-status, gained after 500 or more sex partners.
0-100: G
100-500: KG
500-undefined: PKG
3) Adjective: When the actions of a person are notably agreeable to his friends.
1) Noun: The perfect combination of smoothness and style in a person. Often portrayed in movies such as The Matrix. When someone is called “a” PKG, normally “a” is omitted and the person is simply PKG.
2) Noun: The highest pimp-status, gained after 500 or more sex partners.
0-100: G
100-500: KG
500-undefined: PKG
3) Adjective: When the actions of a person are notably agreeable to his friends.
I guess Keanu Reeves was PKG in The Matrix but Christian Bale took him to school in Equilibrium.
Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 women! He is PKG.
“I tipped 100 cows in one night!”
“Dude that shit is PKG!!!”
Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 women! He is PKG.
“I tipped 100 cows in one night!”
“Dude that shit is PKG!!!”
by Saul March 26, 2005

AKA “The G”. A clan originally named Tamachi by its infant creator. It first started off as an online gaming clan to recruit the few humans around the world who were worthy of the glory of the G. As time progressed, Ghouse broke out of the realm of cyberspace and launched itself into the real world; where it now gradually influences and assimilates Mother Earth into its eternal grandeur.
Ghouse! Exclaimed the Zealot as it sped wrathfully to the raging battlefront, unambiguous of the coruscating demise that awaited him.
by Saul February 09, 2005
