butternut squash

A flesh-colored fruit that looks like a dick.

He felt tears behind his eyes as he watched his mom chop up the butternut squash for dinner.

by Jomo Arigato April 5, 2013

squishy banana

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.

"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."

by Cum Pump January 19, 2016

squishmallow

the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.

“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”

by silly goofy rascal December 21, 2022

Mr. Squishy

Ejaculating into a condom, then leaving it on all day.
Usually refers to an act of masturbation.

"My wife wouldn't give me any this morning so I took matters into my own hands. To avoid that bothersome cleanup, I wore a condom, and I brought Mr. Squishy to work with me."

by Uncle Knuckle January 22, 2010

squashopomorphic

1. Of, relating to, or suggesting squashlike characteristics.
2. Seeing human characteristics in every squash you see.

1. That water tower is squashopomorphic.
2. I had to draw eyes on that squash.

by BAM July 31, 2004

Squihad

(Skwee-hawd) Broken, twisted, messed up, not quite right. Often refers to inanimate objects.

This morning, my hair was so freaking squihad!

What's the matter with those binoculars? Oh, they're just a little squihad.

by _pooty_ July 21, 2005

squashme

1.Typically a term used by an emo insect in pain.
2.A verb that signifies when a child is working on his math homework and someone comes up from behind him and beats him with a 4 1/2 inch premature carrot.

1."BzzzzzSQUASHMEzzzz" said the bull ant to the pedestrian.
2.I was working on my Geometry when Johny, that stupid fuck, squashme me.

by Jone Of Arc January 15, 2009