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spanish police

"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.

Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.

If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.

If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."

Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 19, 2006
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Spaniard Ass Pounding

When you stick your balls and penis inside of an asshole, at the same time then piss.
John: Hey Austin can i have a spaniard ass pounding??
Austin: Of course! get ready to get wet!
by Getreadytogetwet69 June 15, 2010
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Spanish fuck

Where one dresses up as a bull and the other take the bull horn inside whichever hole they want.
Fred got Spanish fucked last night and he is in the hospital. James went so hard he ripped his ass hole in half.
by britishbabe93 April 27, 2016
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Spaniel

A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).

Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.

As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"

"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
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spanish beer pong

the bouncing back and forth of 2 girls love until they both get tired of it and you get nothing.
panda plays spanish beer pong with and jess and jess.
by turtlejag November 22, 2007
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China Soul and the Spanish Bee

The sickest band in existance. Formally known as Nine Inch Males.
Dude, China Soul and the Spanish Bee kicks ass
by mike December 26, 2004
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spanishLION

the most awsome thing ever to happen to the world
man i am so glad spanishLION happend
by spanishLION October 9, 2008
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