snatch spear

A long hard cock.

She freaked when she saw the size of my snatch spear.

by Mipes October 26, 2011

stroller snatching

the act of taking the baby out of the stroller and putting it on the ground and stealing the stroller while the baby cries.

Chris: Hey Collin! do you wanna go stroller snatching after school?
Collin: hell yeah! i wanna kick the baby as we leave
Chris: no Collin no kicking

by Chris W.S. Thug Life Romero November 18, 2011

snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia

oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release

by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023

Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.

Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar

by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022

Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head

skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.

by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018