purple headed cum slinger

a mans penis or genitalia

she slurped on my purple headed cum slinger

by kyle albrecht / lewis pisani January 7, 2008

Mud-slinger

1) One who slanders others.
2) A maker of pottery, usually on a potters wheel. This is due to the fact that as the wheel spins it "slings" slip or mud.

1) "The political party representative was mud-slinging his opposition."

2) "As a mud-slinger the artist produces some beautiful bowls and cups."

by Brenda November 26, 2003

sponge bob

REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-

"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"

by Detroit Definer January 30, 2007

sponge bob square pants

to live in a pineapple, under the sea

Aqua Man

by Poppin Fresh April 26, 2003

spongebob

The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.

SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

by asfdsfgegfb August 15, 2007

Spongebob

A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.

Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.

by RagMeRock December 3, 2004

sand slinger

When a man cums into the sand on a beach and scoops it up and slings it into the girls face.

CJ unloaded a massive cum shot into the sand at Nags Head N.C. and scooped it up and slung it into the unknowing face of Shelby.

by CJ December 14, 2004