shake the weight

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.

Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?

Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.

by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010

Shaken Man-tini

A shaken man-tini is a sexual act, named after the alcoholic drink, the martini. It involves emptying the contents of a ballpoint pin and inserting opposite ends into the urethras of two penises until the glans (or heads) of the penises are touching, at which point the males begin to alternate ejaculations, forcing an ever-growing mass of semen back and forth between the penises.

The only drink gayer than an apple-martini, is a shaken man-tini.

by EK1 January 20, 2011

shakeara

Prettiest most loyal female you'll meet.

shakeara always have my back!!

by sha kerr ruha December 19, 2016

shake some

To throw hands, fight.

Talking all this shit, shake some ho.

by Djjdbdjd July 28, 2017

shake the table

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.

Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!

by septembereighth September 21, 2018

Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

skater shakes

when you put a packet of sugar in a creamer, shake it up and drink it.

those skater shakes kept me buzzed all day.

by flamegirl05 June 26, 2006